South Austin's favorite slow-motion spectacle is back for Season 3! Catch the races on the 1st 2nd and 3rd Thursday of every month, where the beers are cold, the crowd's loud, and the turtles take their sweet time. Each race night brings laughs, friendly bets, and plenty of patio chaos — all fueled by good vibes and great drinks. So grab your crew, pick your turtle, and see who crawls their way to glory. Because in South Austin, we like our music loud and our races slow. Season 4 Kickoff March 5, 2026
